Death is here. It comes for us all. Luke, a post-stroke human person who cannot ride roller coasters or lift weights due to his stroke, was in two car accidents, saw a drugged-out neighbor, and then had to rush to the emergency room because he thought was about to die from a stroke-related problem.
He didn't die.
And while I am a little upset that he didn't take one for the team, I'm still happy he's alive.
Really just so he could introduce me to the "Fat Betty" song.